Social media users believed Stoddard was the red-faced woman seen grimacing as Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot ran from the jumbotron cameras at the concert.

A CEO, his HR chief, an awkward hug, a viral video, and a woman the internet swore was their stunned colleague, until Astronomer stepped in with a plot twist.

In a brief statement, the tech company also said another Astromer employee, Alyssa Stoddard, was not at the concert.

Astronomer announced a formal investigation into CEO Andy Byron and human resource officer Kristin Cabot after the coworkers' purported affair was accidentally hard launched by Coldplay frontman Chris Martin at a concert.